Message from @SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck

Discord ID: 684849302161326170


2020-03-04 19:41:50 UTC  

>trenchfoot in the 21st century

2020-03-04 19:41:54 UTC  

How???

2020-03-04 19:42:02 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678530619621507073/684848141664780359/8edb69d.jpg

2020-03-04 19:42:33 UTC  

idfk

2020-03-04 19:43:06 UTC  

Also, DSP is like the single most shittiest vidyagame player ever

2020-03-04 19:43:20 UTC  

he's a massive narcissist (but not NEARLY as competent enough in manipulation as Onision)

2020-03-04 19:43:53 UTC  

he blames his mistakes on the games (even though it's his fault for being shite at games)

2020-03-04 19:44:02 UTC  

and he begs more than your average homeless person

2020-03-04 19:44:17 UTC  

Also, did I mention that his laziness caused his first GF to leave him?

2020-03-04 19:44:50 UTC  

Yeah, PandaLee left him because his lazy ass couldn't be bothered to make his own food

2020-03-04 19:44:54 UTC  

so he'd ask her to make his food

2020-03-04 19:44:58 UTC  

even when she was sick

2020-03-04 19:45:44 UTC  

He's only in his mid-30s

2020-03-04 19:45:46 UTC  

he has gout

2020-03-04 19:45:53 UTC  

he didn't realize up until the last moment that he needed to pay his lawyer for bankruptcy

2020-03-04 19:46:04 UTC  

Who is dsp

2020-03-04 19:46:10 UTC  

At least he isn't a pedophile

2020-03-04 19:46:14 UTC  

Like onion boy

2020-03-04 19:46:21 UTC  

he didn't realize he needed to pay for hospital bills

2020-03-04 19:46:31 UTC  

@OneTrueGod DarkSydePhil/TheyCallMeDSP/Phil Burnell

2020-03-04 19:46:37 UTC  

@Lucienne d'Anwyl that is true....

2020-03-04 19:46:46 UTC  

DSP also isn't going through an emotional breakdown

2020-03-04 19:46:58 UTC  

never heard of him

2020-03-04 19:47:12 UTC  

DSP acts passive-aggressive and whines when his stream-chat doesn't talk about him or his game

2020-03-04 19:47:33 UTC  

also, any info that he gets wrong (such as when he talked about an ex-mod), he'll say is the detractor's fault

2020-03-04 19:47:38 UTC  

oh, and speaking of that ex-mod

2020-03-04 19:47:48 UTC  

he lied outta his ass and said he was talking about somebody else

2020-03-04 19:47:57 UTC  

because that ex-mod refuted his claims

2020-03-04 19:48:27 UTC  

no

2020-03-04 19:49:04 UTC  

No

2020-03-04 19:51:25 UTC  

The Allies would just be gradually pushed back by the Red Army until the overwhelming amount of reinforcements coming from the US would stop them

2020-03-04 19:55:18 UTC  

Either that or the centralised government would do as the Moors did in Spain and just piss off

2020-03-04 19:56:40 UTC  

Although the idea of a Western attack on the USSR would probably fire up the communists in France

2020-03-04 19:57:02 UTC  

The French Communist Party was one of the biggest in France until the 60s

2020-03-04 19:58:57 UTC  

Niggers

2020-03-04 20:00:25 UTC  

vampires are fucking gay

2020-03-04 20:01:12 UTC  

Is this accurate?

2020-03-04 20:01:16 UTC  

Doesn't seem like it to me