https://gfycat.com/delightfulunhappyaracari

Thanks health department

Leading by example

do you guys have any advice on how I can get a girlfriend/

pills

why can i never get any help on these things?

@berryboy99 Through friends in common, through a common hobbie club, through Chinese importation (but this one is harder now a days), or through Church. All of the above requires also some working on character and self grooming (except the Chinese slave one, but like I said, harder to come by)

actually leaving your house and talking to females help, but if that fails becoming the girlfriend is always an option

why is it hard nowadays to get a chinese gf?

Bruh the virus

is why you cant import one

they keep dying in shipping

@berryboy99 One advice I give is to be the best version of yourself possible. Women like men with confidence, so avoid trying too much to look needy. Just be yourself, make new friends and when you find a girl you like, _ask her out for a movie_

Obviously if you are able to find a slave, none of the above advice is necessary

I know it sounds cliche to say be the best version of yourself, but unfortunately that is literally the best advice you can get

just be racist

Chicks dig that

how am i supposed to just go outside and talk to them? like talk to them at uni or in the CBD of Melbourne?

Okay so first off, stay clear of melbourne

and talking to uni chicks in melbourne is double dipping for trouble

Like I said, try finding hobbies you can do with other people

well I live in melbourne and have always lived here, what do you think is wrong with melbourne?

Yes, do NOT find a girlfriend at uni

why not though?

and what's wrong with melbourne?

Im an aussie not from melbourne, I just like shitting on melbourne

also its really fucking progressive and uni people are also generally quite progressive, if you're in here that probs isint your crowd

lmao, yeah, whereabouts are you from? Also, why do people shit on Melbourne?

Really progressive, hook turns, trying to be london, full of hipsters, loads of reasons

https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/88985912_3353102394705352_5405327285316222976_n.jpg?_nc_cat=105&_nc_sid=110474&_nc_ohc=B6Ed8WIVtCUAX_4htzy&_nc_ht=scontent-lht6-1.xx&oh=278d2dcce20d68f6939e6125b7cbca7e&oe=5E94B371

how is trying to be like london? Also what do you think about London being so diverse?

sorry, what do you think about Melbourne being so diverse and multicultural?

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@Marcus Australius ?

>DEBATE ME

Footscray is a shithole

wait what do you think about the diversity in Melbourne @Marcus Australius ?

bruh im here to shitpost not talk about diveresity

It has just occured to me that im not in the writing on the wall lmao