1 dollar per strip of toilet paper <:sarGOY:462286263622303754>

Dumbasses are also buying out all the clorox over here

And wipes

Like it'll help

I want to thank today's sponsor, ***Toilet Paper***

All the fucking handsoap was gone

man

I had to drive uptown to get some

are australians dumber than americans
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Maybe

Of course its fucking Melbourne

yeah fuck melb

It deserves Corona

Clear it all out

I can't stop laughing at this toilet roll shit

australia's new motto should be, "any roll is a goal"

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I'm lucky that I normally use 1 less roll than is in the pack so I've been slowly building up a supply for ages and have like 30 extra rolls

Otherwise I'd have nothing because of these fucking cunts

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https://youtu.be/K19JnJ49T94

Communism

So... if you steal < $900, can't prosecute

what lmao

Seriously?

no joke

wouldnt be surprised

cali is a joke

What fucking clown ass parody mel brooks world am I living in?

this is the LAW

Prop 47

What fucking clown ass parody mel brooks world am I living in?

so uh

if you steal $899

what happens

🤡

nothing