There is like 3 in the state 2-4 day drive away

There aren't even any chinks here

And they shutdown chonks from coming in

I've had a fucking colony of worms in my belly and I didn't even blow through TP that much

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESac4fSUUAAeX8b?format=jpg&name=4096x4096 go play this machine @Samaritan™

Cunts are hoarding too fucking fat cunt walking out with like 10 packets save some for the rest of us

Literally you'd need amebic dysentery or some other shit before you need to start stockpiling to

https://au.news.yahoo.com/queensland-family-toilet-paper-mistake-before-coronavirus-panic-100016510.html

"who gives a crap" <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

Sell it out at a 3000% markup

Become rich

The Lord of Asswipe

10 dollars a roll

Shitlord

If you will

Sell it to an African warlord

23,000 dollars

toilet-paper subscription service <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

Chief Mbuntu's Clan needs asswipe too

1 dollar per strip of toilet paper <:sarGOY:462286263622303754>

Dumbasses are also buying out all the clorox over here

And wipes

Like it'll help

I want to thank today's sponsor, ***Toilet Paper***

All the fucking handsoap was gone

man

I had to drive uptown to get some

are australians dumber than americans
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Maybe

Of course its fucking Melbourne

yeah fuck melb

It deserves Corona

Clear it all out

I can't stop laughing at this toilet roll shit

australia's new motto should be, "any roll is a goal"

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I'm lucky that I normally use 1 less roll than is in the pack so I've been slowly building up a supply for ages and have like 30 extra rolls

Otherwise I'd have nothing because of these fucking cunts