Message from @Undead Mockingbird

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2018-11-04 07:01:35 UTC  

That's the name of IDs on lots of things, lel

2018-11-04 07:01:42 UTC  

I like how global news is obsessed with orange man bad, while there's literally a cure for cancer now

2018-11-04 07:02:01 UTC  

I have never seen the term snowflake in that context before.

2018-11-04 07:02:15 UTC  

A decade ago, we'd be getting bombarded with news about that

2018-11-04 07:02:41 UTC  

But now, barely anyone even knows lol

2018-11-04 07:03:07 UTC  

If we can cure cancer, why is there still feminism?

2018-11-04 07:07:17 UTC  

Damn it man, they are scientists, not miracle workers.

2018-11-04 07:07:22 UTC  

Cos feminism isn't cancer, it's munchausin's syndrome

2018-11-04 07:07:38 UTC  
2018-11-04 07:07:57 UTC  

The guys who invented it won the Nobel prize for medicine recently

2018-11-04 07:08:12 UTC  

he invented feminism?

2018-11-04 07:08:30 UTC  

Who actually invented feminism anyway

2018-11-04 07:08:36 UTC  

@taekahn He invented the cure for cancer

2018-11-04 07:09:17 UTC  

But i heard only two things come out of texas, and that cure for cancer don't look much like a steer to me, so i guess that sort of narrows it down, doesn't it.

2018-11-04 07:11:51 UTC  

top puns

2018-11-04 07:11:52 UTC  

kek

2018-11-04 07:12:05 UTC  

i couldn't have done it better

2018-11-04 07:12:51 UTC  

There have been several advances towards curing cancer, in various forms, to various degrees.

2018-11-04 07:13:02 UTC  

One approach has come out of Stanford, if I remember correctly.

2018-11-04 07:13:08 UTC  

hmmmmm

2018-11-04 07:13:35 UTC  

It would be great to cure cancer.

2018-11-04 07:14:00 UTC  

BTW, it seems like people are not meant to get beyond a certain age, even when there is no other illness, in general.

2018-11-04 07:14:13 UTC  

It seems that our life expectancy curve is narrowing.

2018-11-04 07:14:32 UTC  

The ideal appears to settle in around 85-88 years of age.

2018-11-04 07:14:40 UTC  

i, for one, look forward to my robot body

2018-11-04 07:14:57 UTC  

We might have to come up with age slowing interventions to go much further beyond, on average.

2018-11-04 07:15:37 UTC  

I'd volunteer for ghost in the shell like tech.

2018-11-04 07:15:54 UTC  

i live in a computer already anyway

2018-11-04 07:15:55 UTC  

gunna get that robo-dong with a vibrate feature

2018-11-04 07:16:21 UTC  

and 360 degree rotation for a drilling feature

2018-11-04 07:16:26 UTC  

yes, and women get one with a built in credit card reader

2018-11-04 07:16:37 UTC  

just swipe it

2018-11-04 07:17:07 UTC  

a robo-dong with a credit card reader?

2018-11-04 07:17:19 UTC  

no, a robo vagina with a credit card reader

2018-11-04 07:17:28 UTC  

damn, had my hopes up

2018-11-04 07:17:45 UTC  

lel

2018-11-04 07:18:56 UTC  

don't be so dense. The genitals will remain flesh. Everything else will be robotic.

2018-11-04 07:19:17 UTC  

NAH, SPINNING, VIBRATING ROBO-DONG

2018-11-04 07:19:23 UTC  

lol

2018-11-04 07:19:52 UTC  

that just gave me a horrible mental image

2018-11-04 07:20:09 UTC  

That reminds me of the metal fetishist