you guys only took a fucking plague to wake up

I'll take it

Fuck me

Numbers updated for deaths in italy

It was 200 2 days ago

600.

cool

6 fucking hundred

how many infected

only 2500

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Thats not a 2% death toll if youre getting me

not at all

You think China was telling the truth

dumb fuck numb nuts

Idk man. I think italys got a worse strain or theyve royally cocked up preparations

Because Britains got nearly 600 cases and only 6 are dead

yeah we're doing alright so far

yeah well, hope is one thing

My dads a theatre nurse

I've got a holiday in June, so it better fuck off by then

Scotlands got at least a case per hospital now

yas

time to cull the junkies

Numbers havent updated, but considering hes been on a 21 hour shift...

@JackH670 I give you a forecast of HELL NO

Working multiple virus patients...

cancel now, spend the money you had for vacation on books

Fuck books

But still cancel

Only autistic people read books

With a decreased chance at least

wudyusay summabisch

I reckon america is going to REALLY get fucked by this

BIG time

Books are fucking awesome

The mutts hate eachother already

"GIB M<M<MMMMMAAM MUUUUNEEEEYYY GGIBBBBB DOLLLARSSSS MONEY MONEY MONEY"

- every american

hey man, it's, it's...ok slightly true

if enough of us is left maybe us mutt americans will nuke the rest of your for lulz