over compensating for your gayness is so 1990's

I hear finger nails have gone *digital*

Lmao

oh no no no, this is getting out of hand,

heh

Got me to chuckle out loud in public for the digital comment.

good :)

starting a cult, must be another monday during the apocalypse

cult of monday personality?

*promised not to sing it*

now the song is stuck in my head

oh now another song is stuck in my head

in my heeeaaadd

it's like they're both taking turns at playing their song now

*shrugs* I did mention puns are my thing.

also being irrelevant

I imagine I'd not be welcome stuck in a yellow submarine

fortunately I can isolate alone so I won't bother too many with my bored madness aside from phone calls and texts

pretty much, not a lot will change for me

who cares retard

edgy boy

quit blogposting

2 peanuts walk into a bar. One was tossed out for being a-salted

we get it, you make up for your vapidness and lack of character through quick jabs

makes me feel better. I can only get blamed for quick puns

I prefer that. I only get groans. no anger

assuming one should care about what 90% of this cesspool of autism thinks.

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That is up to you and them. But I must ask... If you feel that way.. Why are you even here? *shrugs* mind me not if I think it is a valid inquiry.

you must be new here

Cult of the Cruciform Sword
We protect the Holy Grail from Indiana Jones.

*Sign me up*

Ooh

Heavens Gate Cult
We all commit suicide when the Hale–Bopp comet comes around so we can get on board a spaceship that takes us to heaven!
*Sounds legit!*

I bought a time share of the brooklyn bridge. it sounded legit

Pfft

Time share?

Please

You got snaked

it is, you need to inquire with the hobos

I’ve already bought the entire bridge