*Think of the germs*

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they are our children as well

Sadly, on account of my profession, it is common that there is grit under my nails.

Lauc's nails might be from the prophecy

We must take him to salon for mani pedi and perform the ritual

Pretty sure a colony of Coronavirus has attempted to set itself there. Daily armageddons.

gaaaaaaaaaay

nailed it

Yes.

ooof

mani pedi dude are you really saying that shit

so?

project harder gay boy

Hey, I hear that such things are most pleasant.

die

No.

over compensating for your gayness is so 1990's

I hear finger nails have gone *digital*

Lmao

oh no no no, this is getting out of hand,

heh

Got me to chuckle out loud in public for the digital comment.

good :)

starting a cult, must be another monday during the apocalypse

cult of monday personality?

*promised not to sing it*

now the song is stuck in my head

oh now another song is stuck in my head

in my heeeaaadd

it's like they're both taking turns at playing their song now

*shrugs* I did mention puns are my thing.

also being irrelevant

I imagine I'd not be welcome stuck in a yellow submarine

fortunately I can isolate alone so I won't bother too many with my bored madness aside from phone calls and texts

pretty much, not a lot will change for me

who cares retard

edgy boy

quit blogposting

2 peanuts walk into a bar. One was tossed out for being a-salted

we get it, you make up for your vapidness and lack of character through quick jabs