Message from @Eccles
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I think I'm already enjoying it
you are a french girl
still it's not our fault that our enemies were still tier 1 on the tech tree
WE KNOW
we're well past it, fviovs, we're better than everyone else and we're comfortable in that fact
All europeans 'enjoy' french women at one time or another
bit under the weather today
to the victor, go the SPOILS
😉
Oh
fuck
I'm outta here
i.e. french women = the spoils
why the fuck are alarm bells going off outside
oh right
arguments about the War of 1812 are retarded
masterrace set fire to your building, redxl
because neither side even views the war the same way
so basically what you’re saying is French women are the prize jewel of Europe
British history didn't even see the war as a distinct conflict
aha
but masterrace is the ped- ooooh
meanwhile the Americans were like 1776 2 ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
ah, no. french women are the booty you loot
@Redxl Arson keeps me clean.
tldr the Brits burnt the White House down, fucked around a bit, had a peace treaty and then the Americans attacked after the peace treaty and claimed a big W
@Son of Rome this makes sense
Mmmm, the screams of those trapped inside brings me such joy
🔥 🔥 🔥
It was also kinda a big flex for the Brits
frenchies thought we actually cared about DC
well it's mostly a case that the Empire saw the conflict as nothing more than an extension of the Napoleonic War
because of the issue over gangpressing
as if the seat of power wasn't still Philadelphia
You don’t loot what isn’t worthless
the Empire didn't recognise the ability to renounce British citizenship
so the US sailors we gang-pressed were still, under British law, British
i never said french women were 'worthless'
i said they were 'the spoils'