Message from @Gustavus Adolphus

Discord ID: 690788626417713212


2020-03-21 05:03:52 UTC  

I haven't ridden the train since

2020-03-21 05:03:52 UTC  

yea

2020-03-21 05:03:59 UTC  

they also pick ppl up from the airport

2020-03-21 05:04:18 UTC  

and all our cases are from air travel

2020-03-21 05:04:24 UTC  

In my neck of the woods, people keep living as if nothing going on

2020-03-21 05:04:25 UTC  

also wendy's is doing free delivery right now. I can get a jalapeno burger delivered to me

2020-03-21 05:04:25 UTC  

navi

2020-03-21 05:04:29 UTC  

naive(

2020-03-21 05:04:35 UTC  

Its great

2020-03-21 05:04:38 UTC  

lol

2020-03-21 05:04:40 UTC  

I don't trust Uber Eats. I only trust food deleveries from employees who work at the restaurant I order food from.

2020-03-21 05:05:05 UTC  

why?

2020-03-21 05:05:32 UTC  

@ManAnimal Because you know they wont bite your shit on the way 2 u

2020-03-21 05:05:44 UTC  

Lol what

2020-03-21 05:05:51 UTC  

because they represent the restaurant. They won't mess with the food. They will care more about their customer base.

2020-03-21 05:06:04 UTC  

Sign up for Uber. Turn on uber delivery. Delivery until good order. Eat order, turn off app

2020-03-21 05:06:22 UTC  

Burp.

2020-03-21 05:06:30 UTC  

lol

2020-03-21 05:06:36 UTC  

Nice

2020-03-21 05:06:41 UTC  

Mad lad

2020-03-21 05:07:22 UTC  

Can't wait for uber hookup

2020-03-21 05:08:09 UTC  

uber nookie?

2020-03-21 05:08:16 UTC  

Uber smash

2020-03-21 05:08:17 UTC  

<:poggers:583775485620781087>

2020-03-21 05:08:31 UTC  

Uberfahren

2020-03-21 05:08:35 UTC  

(run over)

2020-03-21 05:08:45 UTC  

Uber blowjob

2020-03-21 05:09:07 UTC  

standgeblause (standing blowjob)

2020-03-21 05:09:35 UTC  

Uber murder

2020-03-21 05:09:52 UTC  

arschgewischte (ass-antlers i.e. tramp-stamp)

2020-03-21 05:10:07 UTC  

Uber soldiers

2020-03-21 05:10:24 UTC  

Uberchad

2020-03-21 05:10:43 UTC  

Uber eats you

2020-03-21 05:11:00 UTC  

In Soviet Russia... Uber Eats YOU!

2020-03-21 05:11:56 UTC  

Uber communism

2020-03-21 05:12:02 UTC  

Uber revolution

2020-03-21 05:13:22 UTC  

Uber Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated

2020-03-21 05:19:23 UTC  

Deutsch-land, Deutschland... U-ber-all-es...

2020-03-21 05:27:26 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678530619621507073/690793672802959380/MeToo.jpg

2020-03-21 05:30:43 UTC  

@ManAnimal My old psychology teacher is posting retarded fake news on his social media about the coronavirus and how everyone will lose all their money when banks close. I told him, "Posts like this cause more panic" and his excuse was basically "People are already panicked, so who cares. Then a soyboy who's bio is "I bully fascists" tells me its not panic if its true. I asked him cite me the source that all banks are collapsing after only a week and a half of markets going down and my professor blocked me on instagram.

It's pretty lame how people like this go unchecked/uncritiqued. It'd be different if he was just some dickhead, but he's literally a university professor with like, 3,000 follows. People like this are what's making this country loony

2020-03-21 05:31:46 UTC  

in fairness even flat earthers can get that many followers