we can't afford that

We need to lay off wars

And the first step

Is more war against Islam

I need better minions. 😦

Ah, the good old phrase

you gotta spend war to make war

I mean...

what?

You're drunk.

Go home.

We've already covered this

God islam is a nightmare

https://giphy.com/gifs/linarf-games-xUA7aLGis4AeCJDOEM

you're drunk and I am home

And I'm procrastinating on this assignment

It's no wonder.

You shouldn't have messed with those chickens.

https://giphy.com/gifs/el-zelda-encontr-9AooPIXbwxI40

THEY'RE ASSHOLES

have you guys seen the Lonely Arrow Girl journal entry in BotW

It's your own fault for being so mean to them.

They attacked me first

I haven't played BoTW yet 😦

Can't afford a switch currently 😛

No, they are peaceful bird creatures. As birds just want to live in peace and you humans have to mess with us and throw us around.

@Ronano https://www.reddit.com/r/Breath_of_the_Wild/comments/789j5s/a_lonely_arrow_girl/

There is a problem

I'll play it once I can emulate it.

@Undead Mockingbird Peaceful? Birds? You ever met a seagul!?

If we were to unite

Sea gulls are our retarded cousins.

We would have to reform nationalism

Don't cherry pick.

https://giphy.com/gifs/cheezburger-bird-yellow-FRoPyDATtrdOo

Us birds are brave warriors.

@Rouqen This requires too many separate changes, all over the world, with many different languages, beliefs and people involved

Where would you even begin?

That's the issue

there's too much

I would attempt to pacify Russia