My mother is a high risk group

if you cough you're fucked for sure

And my father is a medical professional

yeah if ur mother is high risk ur fine

Yess

Time to drink drive

just trap her inside the smallest and most useless room in the house

well thats what its like here any way

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whpgT8moykw

weld some bars

get her in there pronto

I like me mum

But driving would be cool

you can see her through some small hole in the wall I guess

Broom broom

You don't sound mentally capable of using gears

Gears are only hard to mutts

You literally put your left foot down. Change gear. Bring up slow.

That's all

How deep you get that foot in?

Shut the fuck up polio boomer

You can jump from fifth to first gear?

You sound like the type to do that on a roundabout

You can if you believe

But stick some ear plugs on first

You know. The fastest car on the road is a rental

those charge fees for fines

why

the fastest car is the one owned by someone with enough money to pay for the ticket

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can the cops keep up though

or would they go to his house and wait

What in the absolute fuck

cuck*

Instagram's calling you out tubby

basically

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8143383/Italian-politicians-threaten-flamethrowers-enforce-coronavirus-lockdown.html

well now that escalated quickly

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a game to pass the time