we call him

The Purrer

which is exactly what he is

Lmao

hail purrer

@Scale_e Send the message

Motherfucker

You know. It’d be real funny, if we were to start the idea that rubbing Sargon belly and making him purr gave you good luck.

So that every event he’s at, he’s got a line of weirdos asking to rub his belly.

is it wise to unveil the secret this soon

Lol

What the fuck

If that’s the weirdest thing you’ve heard here, you haven’t been here long.

Who's the green?

Some noob

Awesome

Are they a pedo?

Not yet

Are they an ethnonationalist?

Haven’t had to spam the rules.

Dunno. Probably.

Probably full Hitler.

Can confirm

Called it

Do they hate Jews?

Pedo hitler

Who doesn't tho

Well, I don’t hate the Jews.

the jews probably

I don't hate Jews

You know on other servers I have real interactions or at least satisfying banter

Wow

Here I log in and get to see "hey hey guys what if sargon was a cat and we rub his tummy and he gives us ice cream lololol"

On other servers I have strippers

Hey

Like what are you a fucking child

Hey motherfucker

Lol

hurr durr im so mature

One. I’m 35

I thought this was supposed to be a community of intellectuals