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Guys

I am bored

And sleepy

bored huh

Drink a bottle of nyquil bitch

i kow how to spice things up

I wouldn't mind being like a crocodile

@lungfish Play a game?

Ageless but not immune

end lockdown

I have minecraft bedrock

Drink a bottle of robotussin

Guys i think i might have it. I got the fever, the coofs, the throat...

grats

OH hey

Am i the first one?

apparently it's the four year anniversaryy of batman v superman

still a movie that could've ben great but was such a disaster

@King Canuck I don't like over the counter drugs

youre gonna be recovered from this virus and not caring about it anymore while all the cucks are still lockedi ndoors lmao

Docters are smucks

Just when i thought this day couldn't get any worse i learn it's BvS anniversary

🦇 man

We have batman v superman irl now. Batman = corona chan, superman =America

@johl kohl someone tried to argue that the BvS doomsday was better than the original doomsday

https://twitter.com/KingCanuck2814/status/1242893241915244544 my retort

Lex + Superman = Superboy, who's actually interesting

Lex + Zod does NOT = DOomsday, what even

Idk anything about comics, but movie doomsday is fucking retarded. There's no reason for him to even be in the movie

Doomsday was reborn thousands, millions of times, each rebirth becoming a bit harder to kill

until he finally became this terror of unkillable hatred towards all life

and if you find a way to kill him, he regenerates immune to that method

Only way to really keep him out of the way permanently was like

dropping him into a sun

or the phantom zone

instead he dies like a punk to a kryptonite spear

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if you want a good interpretation of how powerful he is, watch The Death of Superman, the DC animated movie from a while back. DC's new 52-inspired animated movie universe is actually decent, even if the style is a bit bland

Also my fucking internet keeps being retarded. At times i can't access anything, other than youtube and facebook apps on the phone