people use poop as slag for it

You're meth

hilarious

i was at a karaoke bar from 10 pm to 2 am

it was fun

that's cool

as what? the prostitute?

did you scream about facists

this one girl ditched me when i went to the bathroom

that bitch

hah

you should have picked up on your loser vibes like she did

hahahah

nah actually

she seemed like a drug addict anyway

you already said she was a girl

she said she was locked out of her apartment

that's a red flag

i hate those story hoes

I can't like

find my keys

and i need my keys to get my car

and if I can't like

IM LOST

yeah either way it's all bullshit

PUT ME UP

lol

bought her a drink and hung out for a while and shared some cigarettes

go to take a piss and she's gone

she freeloaded

big surprise

she still came out on top

hahahahah

anyway i better go to bed. got work but luckily not til later than usual since it's all done mostly

You should've said one of your cigarettes is poisoned

turn your radar on you god damned sholva

then hand her one

She'd hold it

yes

and worry