Message from @Gilgamesh

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2018-11-14 05:22:41 UTC  

just you

2018-11-14 05:22:43 UTC  

and the waves

2018-11-14 05:22:45 UTC  

and the fish

2018-11-14 05:22:46 UTC  

I can handle squirrels

2018-11-14 05:22:57 UTC  

what about chiggers?

2018-11-14 05:22:59 UTC  

can you handle those?

2018-11-14 05:23:00 UTC  

if it IS going to jump species, it's more likely to hit landbound animals

2018-11-14 05:23:16 UTC  

The fuck is a chigger? It sounds vaguely racisr

2018-11-14 05:23:17 UTC  

or ticks?

2018-11-14 05:23:27 UTC  

you don't want to know what a chigger is

2018-11-14 05:23:34 UTC  

Oh but I do

2018-11-14 05:23:35 UTC  

As for new question. That's an easy one. Skydive. I've already decided that if I ever get sentenced to death, I'll demand that I want to die by skydiving without a parachute.

2018-11-14 05:23:39 UTC  

just be glad you didn't grow up in a rural place

2018-11-14 05:24:04 UTC  

I chose bungie because it's less likely to kill if it goes wrong

2018-11-14 05:24:17 UTC  

However I agree I'd rather die by skydiving

2018-11-14 05:24:25 UTC  

if you bungie and it goes wrong, you could end up paralized

2018-11-14 05:24:31 UTC  

True

2018-11-14 05:26:03 UTC  

New topic perhaps

2018-11-14 05:26:10 UTC  

new topic.

2018-11-14 05:26:16 UTC  

Skydiving wins 4 me

2018-11-14 05:26:18 UTC  

- wyr

2018-11-14 05:26:18 UTC  

**Would you rather** (*<http://either.io>*)
🇦 Spend a day in the Sahara Desert
**OR**
🇧 Spend a day in the North Pole

2018-11-14 05:26:33 UTC  

So, guy making my drink at starbucks is like "busy day?"

2018-11-14 05:26:34 UTC  

Actually idk

2018-11-14 05:26:37 UTC  

i'm like "i guess"

2018-11-14 05:26:46 UTC  

he's like "you guess?"

2018-11-14 05:26:48 UTC  

Even without this question, I've long ago decided that if I ever do something completely off my rocker or the world goes crazy enough that I end up sentenced to death (with SJWs taking over, that's quite possible we'll all be put to death for not adhering strong enough to their agenda if Hillary wins 2020), then I'll demand that by the US constitution it's cruel and unusual to not allow me to complete my bucket list by letting me skydive, and insist that I will do so without a parachute as my chosen method of death.
Then I will promptly attempt to make sure I fall into the most densely populated area possible. Preferably onto a hard surface like a road, or a giant rock. Would be an epic death if I could manage a big enough splat on some popular spot with lots of cameras on it.

2018-11-14 05:27:07 UTC  

i said, a busy day for me is staring at my my monitor sitting at my desk, looking like i'm not doing anything

2018-11-14 05:27:22 UTC  

@JustTom love your imagination but wtf

2018-11-14 05:27:56 UTC  

That question sucks.
Sahara desert is crazy easy to pull off, there's countless deserts and shit anyhow. Lots of people go there and do stuff.
North Pole not many people go to or anything, so it'd actually mean something to be there and spend a day.

2018-11-14 05:28:03 UTC  

@taekahn please tell the story

2018-11-14 05:28:20 UTC  

well, ok

2018-11-14 05:28:41 UTC  

he replied, well, do you ever have any non-busy days or is there always something to do

2018-11-14 05:28:46 UTC  

and i said there is always something to do

2018-11-14 05:28:50 UTC  

that ended the conversation

2018-11-14 05:28:59 UTC  

@JustTom yeah I thought Sahara would be easier but then North pole sounds more interesting

2018-11-14 05:29:00 UTC  

*bow*

2018-11-14 05:29:22 UTC  

Slow clap

2018-11-14 05:29:28 UTC  

it was just an awkward converstaion

2018-11-14 05:29:39 UTC  

On the assumption that you are taken there and taken back after your day... and you're given any kind of indication that you won't freeze to death or some shit...yeah, north pole 100%.

2018-11-14 05:29:52 UTC  

He was probably stoned and trying to look good to his boss by making conversation @taekahn