You have to renounce the cross

Hat and clogs?

And uphold the bonsai tree

As its replacement

You must first grow a scraggly neckbeard

Then gain 200 pounds

It's probably because I forgot to do my hail m'lady's

Most stock options are propped up by corporate buybacks

They should all be significantly lower

Besides

The interest rates have recently been risen, the same interest rates which should have been raised during Obama's reign

The economy is going to collapse

Within two years

Up here in Canada that's kind of a good thing, because house prices are insanely high and too few people can buy or even rent one. To give you guys an idea, in Toronto a run-down Victorian house that still has asbestos in it, hasn't been painted in 50 years, has serious problems with its foundation and is situated in a dangerous neighborhood will still be worth 3 million Canadian dollars.

People can only just barely afford their mortgage with the current low interest rates, once those go up they will all have to sell their houses which will bring down prices

@H E C K im talking about the united states bro

It's the same situation in Canada

Hmmm

or at least similar

low interest rates, collapsing stock market

Isnt it inpart because you guys have a bunch of rich chinese people buying properties for insanely higher prices

Foreigners willing to pay exorbitantly higher costs

Out west, yeah. At one point they could buy a house they didn't even live in or rent out. Just holding onto it they could make a fortune by selling it a year later with the price of the house now double what it was

It got so bad that tent cities began to form in Vancouver's downtown parks

Damn thats wild, though i think something similar is happening to my west coast aswell, though on a smaller scale of course, since the prices do remain a bit more costly, and the impact is minimized for the simple reason we have a larger population

Arabian princes are known to buy up west coast properties as well

Out in Eastern Canada there's a lot of rich people who will buy up entire blocks of houses to rent out. Few homes in my neighborhood are actually owned by the people living in them. My landlord owns every house on my block.

aren't the official fedoras drop shipped to their parent's basements anyway?

They're all $600,000 to $800,000 homes btw

single detached 2-storey homes

Ive heard of similar stories in new york, i remember there being a fire which killed a lot of people, and they were never recompensed due to the corporate shield we have in the states for liability

It was a property family that owned close to 20,000 properties

2000

jeez that's a lot of real estate

I know its in the thousands

Yes it is

Anyways the rich will stomp on us poor peasants

Though i personally live in a rich zipcode where the majority own their own home

Crossing a single bridge brings you from luxuary to ghetto

Ghetto real quick

Im not rich myself so i live on the border of this zipcode