Do we have to create a zombie virus and then infect all of Israel with it now?

what makes you think it hasn't already begun?

the npc virus?

no israel has to be infected last

those zombies feed on soy and not brains though

if israel is zombified, who will run hollywood and banks

and porn

I thought china was running hollywood?

alex jones is fake news

well, more like controlled opposition

aliens... I saw the history channel! the answer is always aliens

:timthink:

fuck

when it isn't aliens, that is just because they made it that way intentionally, thus aliens

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illegal aliens?

https://twitter.com/CBSNews/status/1064998086244741124?s=19

No no no, LEGAL aliens, refugees from Venus, escaping the planet after the marian invasion, because they're being religiously prosecuted.

In world war Z israel makes a giant laser cannon and shoots down zombies after building a wall

anyone saying it isn't aliens, must be working for the aliens as well... the history channel said so!

my god, it's like you guys don't know anything about the world at all.

@JustTom party pooper

Which world?

Ours, duh. Earth is the center of the universe. Because it's flat, and everything else revolves around us.

Ours?

Didn't you know, that's why all those airplane flight paths on the map are always giant turns, so you don't fly off the edge of the planet.

earth is flat, tbf

Uneducated morons, all of ya.

https://www.varsity.co.uk/comment/11782

lmfao

"all conspiracy theories are anti-semitic!!!"

SHUT IT DOWN

just waiting for them to call the word jewel antisemitic

isn't it, though?

El is god

Jew God

Jewel

YIKES

I'm sure it's come up at meetings for the Jewish anti defamation league

they thought, nah, better not mention it since it's ubiquitous