He did two years in the Alpines, was a Major for a while, then started making a Pilsner

But he never saw combat

He makes all his money fucking Germany, he claims familial compensation under a law called the Compensation Act where the government has to compensate former nobles whose land was seized

"hE nEveR saW cOmBAt" says the 14 year old boomer

No but doesn’t change he never saw combat

There wasn't any combat going on

He was an Alpine troop

Unfortunate but he still never saw combat

Bongo

Have you seen combat

No but my entire plan is based around being able to

I played call of duty for 10 years

Lol

Be a fister

Those guys are cool

Also im not the crown prince

I wouldn’t want to be in the military if I couldn’t see combat

Most people in it don't

They give you a combat ribbon if mortars went off around the base

Ik but there is a chance I can

Might get some if you're on a patrol

Be like an MP

If I can go to Afghanistan

Those guys see more action when they're deployed

Training Afghan police and shit

Combat engineers, fisters

If I’m lucky and it’s not over in the next 5 years I can cycle back in with the Georgia national guard and hopefully kill some haji’s

Unless something else starts

Maybe get to go kill Iranians

You're joining the Guard?

Yes higher chance of seeing combat than active duty is main reason but benefits are nice too

In 60 years, our nation will be remembered as one of madmen and insane pseudoscience. Our descendants will curse us for not acting sooner, and dooming them to decades of struggling.

Hey I’m gen z it’s not my fault blame the mellineals and the boomers

Besides gen z is supposed to be way more conservative than mellineals

Rip gg, gen z is what we depend on

I am the future Hal are you happy

No, I was told Gen Z was going to be cool, and a better version of us

But it's not looking that way

Haha I am gen z

Except when it comes to post-modern bullshit

Man do you embrace that shit