Also

GG @Crusader, you just advanced to level 1!

Good convo here

YAY GO FUCK YOURSELF BOT

Also, I'm gonna wait till both parties are 18 to have sex, because otherwise that's a felony

You fucking a girlfriend means you’re not a hoe either

16 is the age of consent

Is in most states

Statuatory rape

Not risking it

Yeah no you're right

18 is a good deal though

I also don't want to risk getting someone pregnant

I can'

DAMMIT

But there’s still the *HE RAPED ME* but she consented and everybody is calling her whore

I can't stand kids, why would i want my own crotch fruit

Ever heard of strong pull out game?

It's a seriously fucked game

I mean if you feel you’re about to cum in the next minute just pull out and fap on her chest

"From where you're kneeling kid, this must seem like an 18 carat run of bad luck, but the game was rigged from the start."

Good quote there ^^

^

Or just have high estrogen levels and never be able to finish!

That would literally fucking suck

Too many high schoolers know they’re about to cum but wait until the very last second and they 1/2 cum inside

^^^^ TRUTH

I'll just put flex seal on my dick, problem solved

I’m not a guy but I even I know I’d rather play it smart then feel the pleasure of cuming inside and her possibly getting gregnant

Yeah no that feeling sucks

The waiting and that

Its much easier just to fuckin' pull out

Can't get a girl pregnant if you don't have a penis

There’s a female condom and it’s so fucking weird

Wait, what feeling sucks?

Waiting to find out if you accidentaly got a chick pregnant

*Like you’d know....virgin*

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I've never had sex and I know that feeling

Fuck off m8

I have a barn full of horny ass animals