My dog lost his fucking mind and started barking like crazy

What's the time there?

If it's bedtime go to bed

I go to poop

More like chop sewer

Much better

11:40am now

It was 12 o'clock when the bombs dropped, signifying the rule of the machines

Rough, no slep for you yet

Sleipneir

Penguins can kill us

What does penguin taste like?

Prob not good

propably like chicken, its bird after all.
and all birds i have tasted taste pretty similar/pretty tastless.

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Hello Cash

TASTELESS?!

A fat duck is very tasty

But maybe it's just all the salt and the apples, figs and garlic stuffed up its gutted rear

oh okay

calm down

say hi

3 main always enforced rules

1. Don’t @ spam unless it’s a obviously a joke between someone else
2. Don’t spoil GOT
3. DONT SPOIL THE ENDGAME

The game ends at endgame, you have to pay 25 cents to continue

Dysney is trying to make a quarter racketeer

but why pay for the game to end? I say INFINITE SERIES

Nah

What if you don’t have 25 cents

Can I pay with my boogers instead?

Well here’s the plan for my 75th anniversary of D-Day trip

3 days in London, 3 days in Normandy and 2 days in Paris

We were scheduled to visit Notre Dam but since it’s super toasted we don’t know what the fuck we’re doing 😂

I genuinely don’t give a shit. I’m excited for anything with the word “Nazi” and “Hitler”

Not “church”

Unless Hitler sat in that church, I don’t give a hoot

I came for WW2 history

*looks at paris*

Hey its burning Paris from kf2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-T7vcOJ2A14&bpctr=1556244833