as south park clearly shows

Oh wow

Anyone here not heared about Diablo immortal?

but i dont want to be retarded, i mean more retarded

I wish I hadn't

Diablo immortal <:aHaa:376441663280644097>

You know what though, this is brilliant

Diablo fuckmobile

IT WAS an aprils fools joke in 2014

https://us.diablo3.com/en/blog/13607363/ascend-to-victory-with-happy-reaper%E2%84%A2-4-1-2014

Blizzard atm <:GWqlabsSweats:398950677549940747>

wait blizzard made that joke themselves?

Activision is killing blizzard

yes

lmaoomgwtfbbq

then they get offended when someone asks if it was april fools joke

This job is a joke please explain to me why it takes a huge company 3 weeks to set up a login for a new employee

Are you with CIA?

I have spent the past 3 weeks just sitting at my desk "reading procedures" because they haven't gotten us our login information

Lol

No even better, Wells Fargo

i blame the patriacy

you blew your cover

no login for you now

Damn

CEO is that you

No, I'm a Chief diversity officer

😏

Oh shit

I need to report you know

Zey identify as not being uncovered though i think @Pondo

^

thats a microagression

I'll report you to my nearest EU political commissar @Aperture Tech

Either you give me to grab you by the pussy or I will tell

Zey know

Shut it down

Fuck her right in the pussy was a hoax

By calling me out you have caused me to become stressed out so you are physically assaulting me

I will have your job by 2

i hope hes not also violating you sexualy by reporting your wage to the IRS