However, if you just want to take some X and participate in an orgy, that's ok too.

But I don't have friends

How can I participate in an owgy

It's ok, you don't need to be friends. You just gotta go to the right place.

:(

Yeah do it with strangers and roll the STd100

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Well, that's true...unless you go to specific places.

STD are a lie by big pharmas!! <:NPC:500042527231967262>

'my brother died of hiv' NO HE DIED BECAUSE OF THE DRUGS HE TOOK!!
'but it was too expensive..'
OMG THAT MEANS GOVERNMENT KILLED UR BROTHER AND POISONED HIM

YOU ARE PART OF THE RESISTANCE NOW

aids was so overhyped. I guess the fags really needed something done about it though, so they could continue their butt fucking x9000.

U can also butt fuck ur wife

Or inverse

So it's not only g a y

ya but is your wife fucking a ton of other dudes?

Idk I'm 18 lol

🔞

My wife is inexistant

well if she is, ur a cuck and you shoulda left her a while ago. Otherwise...shouldn't really be much of an issue.

What if u allow her because she is nymphomaniac exdee

then u r still a pussy that should eat a bullet.

What if she is an alien

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space alien? can make an exception for space aliens...

What if it's a non sentient being

Can a rock fuck other rocks?

then you probably shoulda just got a goat, it can do your lawn as a bonus.

N I c e

👌

I'm so hyped for next Saturday

Gonna be war in Paris again 😍

What's happening next saturday?

Yellow jackets

Every Saturday

( they don't protest other days lol)

I guess they work those days?

Idk

you frenchmen and your revolutions, amirite?

I don't do revolutions

Revolutions always end badly