god this woman is crazy

I need her in my life

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SHE'S A STATIST

https://youtu.be/pHTr5r5_278

How do i aquire a helicopter chainsaw?

Google it

FTR ; it's not a chainsaw

it uses rotating blades

You gonna fly to a politicians mansion and clean house?

Mention that so your deposit wont go to waste. A true patriot would waive the deposit for that reason.

I was gonna uhhhhh

Start a logging business?

Yeah of course

Can rent them but those services arent cheap.

Gotta be like 4k a day minimum for pilot and all

Oh, im gonna be the pilot

Oof

Get it

But i imagine the logs won't be cut exactly straight

Or anywhere near consistent

Yeah I wouldnt worry about that

Be cheaper to drive a dozer in and make a road than rent a chopper

Dozer rental is like 500 a day

I'll use the trusty five finger discount

Usually ends up being free

In minecraft

Where else does it exist?

I thought it was a glitch

Fair

**N**ig **F**uton

@One Shot Paddy

That’s ab right

I just saw this lmao

right lmao??