@Hellhound6 MERCHANDISING! Where all the money for the page is made! Patriot wave the flame thrower

Lmao

I'm still not changing my name

How about a cereal brand

Condoms

Patriot wave the action figure "May the boogaloo be with you" adorable ain't it?

Lmao

Only if my figure is taller than everyone else

@Hellhound6 lol

"Larger than life Merch action figure, with *REAL* lucky strikes, rip its, and kung fu grip. Boot bands are sold seperatly"

@Hellhound6

PATRIOTWAVE condoms, red white and blue colored

@thedarkness05 "ALABAMA MAN, HES QUICK HES STRONG HES ACTIVE"

"Something something, you stop growing when you're perfect"

I really enjoy mel Brooks movies. Guy was a genius. @thedarkness05

@Deadbeat Radio fuck yeah he was. I kinda wanna watch space balls. Since you brought up yoger n merchandise

@Hellhound6 thos manlet memes kill me because I'm 511 and they make it seem like if your not at least 6 foot, your a hobbit.

@thedarkness05 I was watching history of the world part 1 last week.

I wouldn't know lol

ohh thats a good film

My action figure should just scream "DAS JUDEN?!"

Comes with a warhammer attachment

With light up thunderbolts

Yes

@thedarkness05 an actual pic of you

Accurate

@Deadbeat Radio try being actually short lol

@Hellhound6 how tall are you?

5'6ish

5'10ish

Dark is like what 7'ish?

lmao 6'4, but yeah

Close enough

5'11 <:dab:554422971381448750>

On a completely different unrelated note...dunkaroos are making a comeback

they deserve it.

I miss them

I'm posting that lmfao

If they dont like it they're commies