African greys are the best

Hahahaha

I have two Greys but one is satan

@swiggity that dildo looks like a Caterpillar

It’s a bird perch

Can’t you see

...yes

i know not all bird perches have balls

but look past that for a moment

Is that your perch

Or your moms

*sweats*

Is that a fuckin Bad Dragon lmfao

And omfg that is your bird not just some random shitpost image

Fr is that your bird

Im gonna fuckin scream if so

no lol, it's my uncle's

Whos uh

Perch

im assuming the perch is his wife's(?)

i dont ask questions

asking questions leads to answers you dont want

That's why you're familiar with the perch then, your uncle has been showing it to you

yep

Ask

he diddled me

next question

@Deadbeat Radio I have no idea but holy shit

I T S G O N N A T A K E A L O T T O D R I V E M E A W A Y F R O M Y O U

africa by toto is objectively the best song ever created

Thats fucking hikaeuous

Its DINNER TIME

https://www.facebook.com/191738458309263/videos/175140903933994/

Some night we all need to sit down and watch 13 Assassins

or some old Zatoichi films

Local surplus store

Zatoichi

The blind swordsman

Fking monster

Hell yeah

i need me one of these