Im one of em

@Bodark Actual slam and scram

I will have so many wives n kids I cuck ghengis khan

Cumfill and exfil

See

I smash n crash

Bang and Aüsgang

Splash and dash?

I crash the place on exit

@OverlordSaltBagel yes you are bud

Impregnate and exfiltrate

Real talj

Want women with traditional values

Mail order

You're not wrong

I speak good enough russian to where those girls actually might like me for more than their human trafficking

Ayy

***or*** you can build your frame as a man and go get a woman who speaks English

But yes that is absolutely an option

I almost married a chick just to get her state side

Wild

Why didn't you

I left before hand lol

I would send that

Them slavic girls...goddamn

They do be lookin pretty nice doe

They're all about making you a lot of food and blunt honesty

Fuck

Unless they rob you and leave

Which also happens

Contract marriage my dude, I was just trying to get her out of the shitty situation.

*yeah I'll marry you* thanks for your bank account info, I'll be out getting groceries for, idk, **ten years or so**

Lol

@Bodark Actual so had a buddy that actually married one

He was trying to get his citizenship over there and vice versa lmao

How'd it go

Theyre married and he's "away"

Huh

Are they like happy with it?

I wish him well

Ye