Hey😌😫💯 thats my dad

A customer at work had their dog walk off, and her response was ""excuse me sir"", and I automatically dropped everything I was doing lmao

Beauty of a day, too

Why yessss

I feel better

Oxide

This is why I’m OK with the coronavirus

Maybe fascism wasn’t such a bad idea if it stopped shit like this from being produced

Dude

Bro

Stop shitting up my general

"Imma post random bird porn because it disgusts me in general. Hayuck" NIGGA NO

REEEEEEE

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Ok I'm done

can I offer you some eye protection?

Don't make me get the rake

Imma throw a book at kentucky and hit you with the rake

That's some top notch akimbo ballistics - do you have 2D6?

nvm fam

think you killed both of us with each object <:lol:554425196283559938>

Lmao

No saving throws for either of you

What did i fucken miss

Did someome say

B I R D P O R N

flashing back to my buddy throwing dice "" **FEEL NO PAIN** ""

Stop

Right

There

waymen - why the fuck *isn't* that in birbposting? . . Kentucky you ignorant fuck. . .

*Keep off the grass INTENSIFIES*

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I didnt ecen see it before it was deleted

00ft