If all the other extremely large scale pandemics in the US didn't kill social order in the last 200 years this especially won't

I schleep

But i live with grandparenrs while im in school, and theyre old and have bad immune systems. I gotta be careful foe them

Meanwhile I'm enjoying the fruits of a bear market from boomers losing their money panic selling

Short sell every fucking stock I'm borrowing

This Corona shit is hilarious and based

Cheap ass gas

People are more prone to panic these days

Tons of money from stonks

My investments are lookin up even more

If i had the money to buy into it I would

I started a robinhood and got 5 dollars in free stock

Thats the upside to it, once the market recovers, and it will, we'll be set. And if it kills off a bunch of boomers, hey cheap real estate

Its worth like 2 bucks now lol

Yeah I'm all for obliterating the boomers, preferably not my own family though

I've already made a 7 grand profit from stocks I borrowed falling in tourism alone

This shit is gucci

Fuuu

And all my long term holdings are getting even better

As I can buy more of them

Maybe I should actually invest

Once I short sell all my other shit

You must be invested big big @P I L L A R M A N

Yeah lol

I was that private that invested his whole paycheck instead of spending all of it on booze and hookers and a camero

Although I did spend some on booze and hookers for a bit

It happens

Army tsp was based

I'm all for the panic, I'm fine with people not clogging the roads, cheap gas, good investment potential etc.

I just don't want to be sterilized by some oriental gook virus that nobody knows anything solid about and has already mutated like 2 times

Right, that's fair

I understand that. But im sterile anyways. Got fixed in jan

I would never do that personally

To each their own

If I get Corona I'll make my fiancée preggo before we get married

If I don't get Corona the only difference is that it happens a couple months later

Either way i ain stressin

We vibin here

Lol