Boys need a father way more than girls need a mother.

Have you guys ever sat on the toilet after a pee for so long yer legs go numb and tingly, I hatez it!!!

Girls still need a father, though.

Children from 2 parent homes are much more likely to do well in life

I know a few people that play only Fortnite and that's the only game they know

Reverence is important for men

@alexthepanda7 You are being a one variable thinker. Children need parents that are happy and not always fighting

Which is what a father is

people who think they are gamers when they 'play' candy crush on a phone using someone's wallet need to be slapped with their phone

Yea I would squad on a sitting toilet to avoid that

Noone's looking anyway

Why would you stay on the toilet for so long

You'll get butt roids from doing that

Of course. Why are you assuming that married people are destined to hate eachother?

Because you can shitpost on your phone while on the toilet now

Here's the sort of paternal figure I hate

I spent as LITTLE time as possible on the toilet

If i could fly, i'd do fly by shittings

bruh moment

Have you ever met someone whose idea of a motivational speech was to say "You just gotta get in there and.. and just DO IT, man"

"Just do it!"

"Just DO IT man."

"100%, just DO IT"

@alexthepanda7 we're talking about the married people who become unhappy, because in both systems the married people that are happy can stay married

Fucking... cave that guy's head in with a brick.

https://giphy.com/gifs/shia-labeouf-im-so-sorry-just-do-it-wkfORoJwUKDW8

have sex with the clown from that steven king movie?

@Scribblehatch Hey thats me

What a mongoloid moron.

SEE

But maybe not in the Lebeef way

fuck

fuck

fuck

fuck

fuck

i blame you

Stop.

f-word

That's really stupid.

fucking youtube