I have 5 chromosomes.

Uh oh

That's not good

Well, you're a doctor. I believe you.

Yeah go buy some Chromosom-Ol®™ and pump those numbers up

Does it come as a suppository?

Brother, that is exactly what we are trying to fix.

Oh 😢

It does, but I won't write you a prescription for the suppository

I can do hypodermic or the gooey pink slime that you drink

Gooey pink slime sounds like it has some potential.

You better not make it gay

If I see you cumshotting yourself with it you're fuckin done

Even the commies killed commies

Look at trotsky

It's like islam, Shia and Sunni keep killing each other but they're both muslim

Oh what

Too late

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@Abel please remove humans from earth

Ok

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I will start with the huawhites

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Im convinced bethesda made fallout 76 in order to convince the ceo and upper management to get a new engine

Also @Timcast can you find a way of verifying accounts that subscribe to your website as the same as if were patrons lol

GUYS

IT WAS REAL

IT WAS REAL

THE VAPE FREAKOUT WAS REAL THE GUY JUST GOT FIRED PUBLICLY

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What

https://youtu.be/F8y3c_zwCPg

This video

Is real

It turns out it wasnt a staged meme

And the guy got publicly fired and the company issued an apology

And I'm sitting here laughing my ass off

Because I genuinely cannot believe its real

Holy shit

I hate watching this soyman