Message from @Vetus

Discord ID: 528483744265535528


2018-12-29 08:00:56 UTC  

English?

2018-12-29 08:01:06 UTC  

Brother, open the internet once in a while

2018-12-29 08:01:19 UTC  

Sorry, i dont speak burger language

2018-12-29 08:01:27 UTC  

That's Aussie

2018-12-29 08:01:43 UTC  

Muzzie and the heavy use of cunt and fuck

2018-12-29 08:01:54 UTC  

It's still chinese to me

2018-12-29 08:02:01 UTC  

Where tf are you from

2018-12-29 08:02:14 UTC  

Souvlaki Land

2018-12-29 08:02:20 UTC  

Are you 30+ years old?

2018-12-29 08:02:49 UTC  

What kind of question is that?

2018-12-29 08:03:16 UTC  

Well older people don't know as much internet lingo as us baby bois

2018-12-29 08:03:34 UTC  

I intubate myself with memes and that's why I speak like this

2018-12-29 08:03:48 UTC  

I am a Meme Machine Gun

2018-12-29 08:03:53 UTC  

Then wtf bro

2018-12-29 08:04:04 UTC  

You should know the secret language

2018-12-29 08:04:10 UTC  

I was into meme before you even used internet

2018-12-29 08:04:36 UTC  

I dont speak with chinese buzzwords

2018-12-29 08:04:56 UTC  

The first "memes" that I was culturally engaged in were sponge bob memes while it was on the air when I was in elementary school

2018-12-29 08:05:09 UTC  

That was some pre meme memeage

2018-12-29 08:05:39 UTC  

Spongebob meme?

2018-12-29 08:05:43 UTC  

Too young.

2018-12-29 08:05:51 UTC  

What you see now, but before it was on the internet

2018-12-29 08:06:06 UTC  

Just kids that saw the show and quoted it by the swings

2018-12-29 08:06:38 UTC  

Still

2018-12-29 08:06:42 UTC  

Too young

2018-12-29 08:06:58 UTC  

**Vetus#9759** just left the server.

2018-12-29 08:07:25 UTC  

Yeah I knew you were an old man

2018-12-29 08:07:37 UTC  

I bet you don't even talk to Aussies

2018-12-29 08:07:47 UTC  

So culturally unenriched

2018-12-29 08:08:19 UTC  

I like to put things in my butthole.

2018-12-29 08:08:34 UTC  

That is mega gay unless you are the proud owner of 2 x chromosomes

2018-12-29 08:08:46 UTC  

I have 5 chromosomes.

2018-12-29 08:08:49 UTC  

Uh oh

2018-12-29 08:08:55 UTC  

That's not good

2018-12-29 08:09:39 UTC  

Well, you're a doctor. I believe you.

2018-12-29 08:11:34 UTC  

Yeah go buy some Chromosom-Ol®™ and pump those numbers up

2018-12-29 08:12:54 UTC  

Does it come as a suppository?

2018-12-29 08:13:06 UTC  

Brother, that is exactly what we are trying to fix.

2018-12-29 08:13:22 UTC  

Oh 😢

2018-12-29 08:13:33 UTC  

It does, but I won't write you a prescription for the suppository

2018-12-29 08:13:52 UTC  

I can do hypodermic or the gooey pink slime that you drink