THIS IS HOW I WANTED THE YEAR TO START

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

Honestly? I am fucking ready for the first actual shitposter president.

it's gonna happen.

This is our shitposter

We're gonna have world leaders that grew up on shitty memes who are fully in tune with it

He just doesn't shitpost so hard it causes a war

and it's going to be aboslutely amazing

2020 slogan: Make memes great again

I'm down for a memelord president that isnt beto

No beto no problem

Imagine: The first jewish president does nothing on the campaign trail but make jewish conspiracy jokes and riff on how clearly it's the onyl reason he's winning

We need politicians who can actually *make jokes about themselves again*

oh, you mean ben shapiro for 2020?

I mean

that'd be funny

Jordan Peterson for Prime Minister

mandatory room cleaning

honestly though, he turns 35 this year

"wake up, clean your room, get a job"

Honestly I'd vote kanye for president just for shits and giggles

"Yo iran you know you need Ye without me you said I'm your idol"

Or something

Idk how kanye tweets

They are hard to decipher

I mean look

If the holocaust killed 6 million jews

Surely we could agree turkey killed 1.5 million armenians

why did it put me in a random server named “john”with no channels or annything

Bad internet

Happens sometimes

-_-

ok ill see

i was never in that server before

Tim's new music is disturbing, change my mind.

Tim is a Russian comped asset change my mind

Love you tim dont hurt me

Rubin is live. He has shouted out Tim three times already.

new year, new Tim

Who is rubin