I want to be irl frog

that thin line between order and chaos

Yee

i always loved frogs and turtles, even as a kid. because they live in two worlds, basically.

The endgame of being a "passing trans" is as follows

turtles bite you ow

my prom date was a qt phillipino girl

prom happened a year before the election

less than actually

Turns out she was "with her"

She went to study med school at boston college

So i know she'll be stuck there for a while

I figure if and when I pull this stunt

I'll pay her a visit and see if she recognizes me

hahahahaha nice

bro, i will honestly teach you "fish" drag (passing makeup)

what is fish

oh i know is it 2 + 2

hahaha it's the gay drag phrase for makeup that passes as actual female.

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there's the over the top, then fish, which is trying to look just like natural women.

if you wanna pull this stunt, i'll honestly help you.

Lol well its a while off

The first stage is just learning the voice

I have a good head start since im a tenor

oh nice. lemme see what i can find real quick as a help for it (when i was an SJW my "girl"friend was a trans chick, i helped her pass.

I found some videos by straight guys actually

They were made for the purposes of online trolling in Call of Duty

But he's actually really good

Plus there's a fellow yellow who does omegle streams as a girl for fun

And reveals his real gender at the end

hahaha nice

🆙 | **Kekicorn leveled up!**

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ah5DGHXbKmk

holy shit, now i'm watching this fr myself

Lol

Im just wondering if guys can do that

Girls must be able to go full chipmunk

i have a deeper voice, myself.

i'm a tenor, too, so you know, sounds deep for a small, feminine woman.

no, no, i went full chipmunk