Message from @BFG

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2017-04-05 07:49:17 UTC  

some girls (like you for example) are beefier than me

2017-04-05 07:49:27 UTC  

No, that's what tge quotes are for

2017-04-05 07:49:35 UTC  

Ebtire thing would be a farce

2017-04-05 07:49:42 UTC  

To beat the system

2017-04-05 07:49:57 UTC  

I could even pull the genderfluid card

2017-04-05 07:50:10 UTC  

And switch at will

2017-04-05 07:50:34 UTC  

A lot of this is inspired by Jordan B Peterson talking with that other guy about the metaphysics of pepe

2017-04-05 07:50:35 UTC  

"you're not dressed like a woman!" "DID YOU ASSUME MY GENDER? REEEEEEEE"

2017-04-05 07:50:41 UTC  

Yes

2017-04-05 07:50:49 UTC  

i love that video!

2017-04-05 07:51:03 UTC  

He said that frogs by going from water to land, are like shapeshifters

2017-04-05 07:51:09 UTC  

I want to be irl frog

2017-04-05 07:51:13 UTC  

that thin line between order and chaos

2017-04-05 07:51:18 UTC  

Yee

2017-04-05 07:51:50 UTC  

i always loved frogs and turtles, even as a kid. because they live in two worlds, basically.

2017-04-05 07:51:54 UTC  

The endgame of being a "passing trans" is as follows

2017-04-05 07:52:00 UTC  

turtles bite you ow

2017-04-05 07:52:14 UTC  

my prom date was a qt phillipino girl

2017-04-05 07:52:32 UTC  

prom happened a year before the election

2017-04-05 07:52:34 UTC  

less than actually

2017-04-05 07:52:48 UTC  

Turns out she was "with her"

2017-04-05 07:53:02 UTC  

She went to study med school at boston college

2017-04-05 07:53:13 UTC  

So i know she'll be stuck there for a while

2017-04-05 07:53:26 UTC  

I figure if and when I pull this stunt

2017-04-05 07:53:38 UTC  

I'll pay her a visit and see if she recognizes me

2017-04-05 07:53:50 UTC  

hahahahaha nice

2017-04-05 07:54:26 UTC  

bro, i will honestly teach you "fish" drag (passing makeup)

2017-04-05 07:54:34 UTC  

what is fish

2017-04-05 07:54:40 UTC  

oh i know is it 2 + 2

2017-04-05 07:55:21 UTC  

hahaha it's the gay drag phrase for makeup that passes as actual female.

2017-04-05 07:55:31 UTC  

o

2017-04-05 07:56:17 UTC  

there's the over the top, then fish, which is trying to look just like natural women.

2017-04-05 07:56:57 UTC  

if you wanna pull this stunt, i'll honestly help you.

2017-04-05 07:57:23 UTC  

Lol well its a while off

2017-04-05 07:57:31 UTC  

The first stage is just learning the voice

2017-04-05 07:57:39 UTC  

I have a good head start since im a tenor

2017-04-05 07:58:47 UTC  

oh nice. lemme see what i can find real quick as a help for it (when i was an SJW my "girl"friend was a trans chick, i helped her pass.

2017-04-05 07:59:07 UTC  

I found some videos by straight guys actually

2017-04-05 07:59:19 UTC  

They were made for the purposes of online trolling in Call of Duty

2017-04-05 07:59:24 UTC  

But he's actually really good

2017-04-05 07:59:38 UTC  

Plus there's a fellow yellow who does omegle streams as a girl for fun