under that guise

my GPA isn't stellar especially for an asian

lauren southern that shit

ye

but

my plan goes beyond that

go on

I want to become a "passing" "trans"

I have the figure for it tbh

to stay or?

some girls (like you for example) are beefier than me

No, that's what tge quotes are for

Ebtire thing would be a farce

To beat the system

I could even pull the genderfluid card

And switch at will

A lot of this is inspired by Jordan B Peterson talking with that other guy about the metaphysics of pepe

"you're not dressed like a woman!" "DID YOU ASSUME MY GENDER? REEEEEEEE"

Yes

i love that video!

He said that frogs by going from water to land, are like shapeshifters

I want to be irl frog

that thin line between order and chaos

Yee

i always loved frogs and turtles, even as a kid. because they live in two worlds, basically.

The endgame of being a "passing trans" is as follows

turtles bite you ow

my prom date was a qt phillipino girl

prom happened a year before the election

less than actually

Turns out she was "with her"

She went to study med school at boston college

So i know she'll be stuck there for a while

I figure if and when I pull this stunt

I'll pay her a visit and see if she recognizes me

hahahahaha nice

bro, i will honestly teach you "fish" drag (passing makeup)

what is fish

oh i know is it 2 + 2

hahaha it's the gay drag phrase for makeup that passes as actual female.

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