Oh shit the police are at my door

@Paradox nigga my country got a housing crisis

You should get more houses

**Oh wait**

And yes... that was a sword.

R u sure it was a sword? It looked more like a large letter opener.

My gun is longer than his sword

N word

oh, not even a large letter opener really...

NIGGA IT KILL PPL

eh, ppl die from falls all the time.

Nice wallpaper but round plugs are kind of gay

ppl are fragile.

I killed a French person with it

His name was Jean Snow

Sounds gay.

He was

He always wore a bowler hat

I killed Daffy Duck with my gun

~~I killed JFK from across the street~~

your letter opener is too small

for that.

I threw my sword at JFK so fast that it wasn't caught on camera

Oh you have a sword too?

N WORD

pretty sure that doesn't make sense.

@Paradox u gon be real mf sorry

I already am. It's unfortunate that some people don't even have rooms large enough for them to hold their letter opener.

Good thing I kill French ppl ***outside***

not hard, they probably surrendered right away

Executing surrendering Frenchies is not a war crime

I'm thinking of getting an actual letter opener though

And by that, I mean an American Civil War sword bayonet

Im gonna lie down again now...

can u in that room?

No my house is literally the size of a portapotty

So...you go outside?

where tf do you live, a chinese apartment building?