quick, you the commiemobile

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if my muscles get stronger, will I feel less pain?

No?

What do you mean

Less pain lifting 100 lbs yes

Protecc

attacc

most of all, u fatt

I mean if I get hit I will feel it less

Yeah fatt is protecc

I am not fatt no more

now you thicc

I am gaining muscle

Meatt is attacc

Meatt feels, fatt doesn't

fat is a far better shock absorber

especially as it tends to form ...

settles?

around your more vulnerable areas

like your adomen

Fatt sacc?

yess

I have a fat layer

It is just not showing

I am flat when relaxed

there was a case of a man who fell two or three storeys onto a bushy boi with a metal support spike

if he were not a chubbi chubbi boi, he would be a ded boi

and another time some guy got attacked by some hoodlums

who held him down and tried to cut him open with a circular saw

if he were not thicc he be a ded boi 2

don't get swole, get thicc

Uh, no. Hoodlums don't cut people open with circular saws. Those were psychopathic bandits

Can't I get swole and thicc

Yes you can

at the same time

But not too thicc

Strong men are relatively high % body fat compared to ripped dudes

i don't get the 2% fat bois

we need fatt

They are shaped like muscle, but they have juice on their meat