I am not fatt no more

now you thicc

I am gaining muscle

Meatt is attacc

Meatt feels, fatt doesn't

fat is a far better shock absorber

especially as it tends to form ...

settles?

around your more vulnerable areas

like your adomen

Fatt sacc?

yess

I have a fat layer

It is just not showing

I am flat when relaxed

there was a case of a man who fell two or three storeys onto a bushy boi with a metal support spike

if he were not a chubbi chubbi boi, he would be a ded boi

and another time some guy got attacked by some hoodlums

who held him down and tried to cut him open with a circular saw

if he were not thicc he be a ded boi 2

don't get swole, get thicc

Uh, no. Hoodlums don't cut people open with circular saws. Those were psychopathic bandits

Can't I get swole and thicc

Yes you can

at the same time

But not too thicc

Strong men are relatively high % body fat compared to ripped dudes

i don't get the 2% fat bois

we need fatt

They are shaped like muscle, but they have juice on their meat

So I can be as stronk as these ugly asses that have an obscure amount of muscle and still look properly

Good news

Stronger.

stronkker

Google the strongest man in the world. That guy is like 4000 pounds of muscle and he's a beefer

975 pounds

Damn

Whoa that's higher than I thought

that's like 400 kg

Wtf

Like double