@taekahn sounds like something someone in a combat mos would say

2nd grade.....yeah, i don't remember much

I don’t think I’ve pissed the bed from memory

But when I was 3 or 4 I remember trying to shit standing up

My dad was not happy

lol

hey, you gotta experiment

I also thought about a urinal

Okay actually once I did shit myself

It was probably 3 or 4 again

At daycare but it was this lady’s house towards the forest

Oh man my mom got one of those plastic potty training toilets and I pissed in it right into the middle of the living room floor. I don't think I've ever simultaneously failed and succeeded as much as that ever in my life.

The ones without the bottoms?

yeah

Nah I think as far as things go I was high performing

Even some of my dreams were interesting

I can’t remember if I was at a house party with like 8 Kids

And there was another which was a dream

I know the house party happened

I just don’t remember the entirety of it

But the kid has one of those half bunkbed half couches

I thought that was the coolest shit

As far as things go I pretty much only remember the tiny room under the stairs and behind the closet where we stored my toys (yknow like to hide former slaves as you’re transporting them to Canada)

But the house wasn’t that old

The day a house burned down

Most of my remembering is from daycare

We had a friend

After the house burned we went to a diner

Some memories of my cousin’s old house

Oh I had a dream once where I was on a plane and sitting with my feet dangling from the open door

But at the time I don’t remember if I was ever on a plane

And another from being in NYC, but I was from Oak Harbor Washington and probably was remembering a past life if anything

If the latter then the old me died pretty quick

But I died before 9/11

That’s why I think reincarnation is the only feasible way we die

I wonder how the old me died

And what I think it was was like a Bruce Wayne situation

But I still don’t know how I had that plane dream because as far as I remember I hadn’t ever been on a plane

*when some asshole 9/11s a building you were in during a Battlefield: Bad Company 2 match*

https://twitter.com/NicholasSandmen/status/1087174048327421952?s=19
Not sure if it is actually him but its funny

Its probably not him. Account seems to be made today