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Siamese are fake cats
They are like cats
But somehow worse
They're fucking nudists
i want a new cat
You don't
You want a dog
theres this cute one that looks like a Halloween thing
*I am a cat man*
Wrong
You are a dog man
Cats are better
You haven't realized it yet
But all of us are dog people
Cats. I literally have had both
Foolish being
Subhuman
I am a cat man because cats will just purr and demand attention
absolute degenerate
I ain't sharing jack shit
cats keep the rats away
Big food= big strong
Have you ever seen a dog eat a rat
I have
no
dogs are slow
They are good at rats
Big food=Big Yum
and not very nimble
You never saw a rabid dog?
no
Big Yum = Mine
These move fucking fast
slower than a cat
Wrong
Mine =/= Dogs
but what are those cats that are tiny black and with orange eyes called
Cats are smaller and can slip into your moms virgin pussy
But not dogs