Also im done

me: "yeah, boys and girls"

Sam Hyde was right

to beta male cuck: so you would fuck anything willing and still are a virgin?

her: "no, im bi"

me:

no

fuck

bitch

N ya know im joking. Yall are good to hang with

Ro this is not your evening

no it is not

Slow down

And

🤷

i have a case study due today

im gonna turn it in on thursday or something

ur a case study

Is that a compliment

idfk dude

I don't know why I find those pansexual incels so damn funny though. But I do

the teacher: "you have a case study on 'x' due a monday from this monday"

me: *doesn't work on it because the due date is so far i dont have to worry*

the teacher:

stop posting pikachu's seductive mouth.

Better to get it out of the way though

A man can only take so much

lol

Apparently Chernobyl is safe

🤷

it is not, really not

^

People still live around the area

Not many

the elephant's foot is melting it's way to a giant lake underground and will explode the area

Last i heard its in the 10s

people also live under active volcanos

As long as you don't kick up the crap it is safe

doesn't make them safe