Message from @Paradox

Discord ID: 537547889744936970


2019-01-23 08:20:33 UTC  

Cop with a stick up his ass.

2019-01-23 08:20:48 UTC  

Sphincter so fucking tight, he could strangle a worm.

2019-01-23 08:20:51 UTC  

lol

2019-01-23 08:21:00 UTC  

No, cop said I couldn't do it while tresspassing, the ladder i used to get up to her bedroom window didn't help smooth things over...

2019-01-23 08:21:03 UTC  

I had my license suspended for braking too hard by a hardass cop

2019-01-23 08:21:25 UTC  

gotta get you a grappling hook @Paradox

2019-01-23 08:21:43 UTC  

Guess I am the only one who got arrested just for a single thing, smirking... he didn't like my attitude and decided to arrest me.

2019-01-23 08:21:49 UTC  

For tresspassing on my own properity.

2019-01-23 08:21:57 UTC  

did you sue?

2019-01-23 08:21:58 UTC  

Thank god the Judge thought the cop was a retard.

2019-01-23 08:22:04 UTC  

were you also making up a funny peeping scenario?

2019-01-23 08:22:08 UTC  

I didn't have to do anything, the cop got his ass fired.

2019-01-23 08:22:18 UTC  

perfect

2019-01-23 08:22:22 UTC  

justice served

2019-01-23 08:22:36 UTC  

Yupe. Still I was flabbergasted I got arrested for smirking.

2019-01-23 08:22:51 UTC  

He was wearing a body cam... so that shit didn't fly in court

2019-01-23 08:22:54 UTC  

the cop thought he had more authority than he did and got his ass handed to him

2019-01-23 08:23:04 UTC  

that's how you weed out the bad ones

2019-01-23 08:23:12 UTC  

oh he had the authority, it was just misused.

2019-01-23 08:23:23 UTC  

cops have to operate within a boundary

2019-01-23 08:23:24 UTC  

the misuse is what got him.

2019-01-23 08:23:42 UTC  

arrests have to be justified, and that one obviously wasn't

2019-01-23 08:24:05 UTC  

I don't understand why people are so against body cams

2019-01-23 08:24:08 UTC  

they help everyone

2019-01-23 08:24:17 UTC  

evidence

2019-01-23 08:24:17 UTC  

cops and defendants

2019-01-23 08:24:43 UTC  

easier to claim innocence without a video of you committing the act.

2019-01-23 08:25:14 UTC  

I'm just a law and order type of guy

2019-01-23 08:25:18 UTC  

so I like honesty

2019-01-23 08:25:23 UTC  

Not me.

2019-01-23 08:25:53 UTC  

If I'm stupid enough to get caught doing something I shouldn't be doing, I'll own up to it

2019-01-23 08:27:14 UTC  

One of my favorite scenes in dragon ball movies is this scene. The way Gohan fights is spooky...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7fjKpVHrSw

2019-01-23 08:27:21 UTC  

Like Gohan is being taken over by a spirit of rage.

2019-01-23 08:28:31 UTC  

Man it's so funny how most every dude I know who plays basketball is obsessed with DBZ

2019-01-23 08:28:46 UTC  

I don't play basketball, but I love dragonball z.

2019-01-23 08:29:01 UTC  

I know, but I've just noticed that pattern

2019-01-23 08:29:43 UTC  

bro he kicked that dude in half

2019-01-23 08:29:46 UTC  

wtf

2019-01-23 08:29:47 UTC  

lol

2019-01-23 08:29:50 UTC  

If you notice... Gohan kills the two minions exactly like Cell Juniors

2019-01-23 08:30:10 UTC  

I just realize that, they recycled his attack pattern for the two minions he kicked in half.