Message from @Paradox

Discord ID: 537547082777624591


2019-01-23 08:15:00 UTC  

lol

2019-01-23 08:15:12 UTC  

paradox there's a bigger reason why you are a reptilian eh

2019-01-23 08:15:28 UTC  

you're quite a transparent snake

2019-01-23 08:15:29 UTC  

reptilian people do exist?

2019-01-23 08:15:32 UTC  

sup gang gang

2019-01-23 08:15:44 UTC  

i don't respect or trust you at all anymore

2019-01-23 08:15:53 UTC  

or your one person gang

2019-01-23 08:15:57 UTC  

I think my ex girlfriend was a reptilian her skin felt like fucking scales dude

2019-01-23 08:16:04 UTC  

and she had webbed fingers

2019-01-23 08:16:07 UTC  

g'night snake

2019-01-23 08:16:09 UTC  

like wtf

2019-01-23 08:16:10 UTC  

Wait, r u for cereal? Does this mean no more late night voice sex chatting? Say it ain't so, my dear.

2019-01-23 08:16:25 UTC  

Listen to the talking cat. WE got a alt-right cat now!

2019-01-23 08:16:29 UTC  

XD

2019-01-23 08:17:11 UTC  

Remember folks, generalizations are okay when I agree with the thought, otherwise we are talking about the exceptions!

2019-01-23 08:18:42 UTC  

Man I really feel like I missed something good 😦

2019-01-23 08:18:53 UTC  

nah, i just summed it up, that's what tiger was doing.

2019-01-23 08:18:58 UTC  

I thought it was dumb.

2019-01-23 08:19:26 UTC  

He didn't convince me i was wrong to think that.

2019-01-23 08:20:11 UTC  

I was arrested for smirking once.

2019-01-23 08:20:27 UTC  

cop said you were being belligerent?

2019-01-23 08:20:28 UTC  

Wow.... I got arrested for the same exact thing.

2019-01-23 08:20:33 UTC  

Cop with a stick up his ass.

2019-01-23 08:20:48 UTC  

Sphincter so fucking tight, he could strangle a worm.

2019-01-23 08:20:51 UTC  

lol

2019-01-23 08:21:00 UTC  

No, cop said I couldn't do it while tresspassing, the ladder i used to get up to her bedroom window didn't help smooth things over...

2019-01-23 08:21:03 UTC  

I had my license suspended for braking too hard by a hardass cop

2019-01-23 08:21:25 UTC  

gotta get you a grappling hook @Paradox

2019-01-23 08:21:43 UTC  

Guess I am the only one who got arrested just for a single thing, smirking... he didn't like my attitude and decided to arrest me.

2019-01-23 08:21:49 UTC  

For tresspassing on my own properity.

2019-01-23 08:21:57 UTC  

did you sue?

2019-01-23 08:21:58 UTC  

Thank god the Judge thought the cop was a retard.

2019-01-23 08:22:04 UTC  

were you also making up a funny peeping scenario?

2019-01-23 08:22:08 UTC  

I didn't have to do anything, the cop got his ass fired.

2019-01-23 08:22:18 UTC  

perfect

2019-01-23 08:22:22 UTC  

justice served

2019-01-23 08:22:36 UTC  

Yupe. Still I was flabbergasted I got arrested for smirking.

2019-01-23 08:22:51 UTC  

He was wearing a body cam... so that shit didn't fly in court

2019-01-23 08:22:54 UTC  

the cop thought he had more authority than he did and got his ass handed to him

2019-01-23 08:23:04 UTC  

that's how you weed out the bad ones