490 calories per dollar

When will Venezuela collapse?

Any time-table?

Suros, warning about the EU collapsing... as he helps collapse it.

when Maduro tries to enter the USA embassy

so tomorrow?

if he dont well i dont know

can't wait until the Russians / Chinese swoop in to 'stabilize' the country /s

lol

Maduro can't enter the U.S. Embassy, or at least he can't really stay

he could try i guess

I wish Jair Bolsonaro would invade Venezuela and get it over with.

he is stupid

but not that stupid i think

they will release him, rightfully, to Venezuela's executive

If he tries that is an act of war.

lol

well, if he used any force to do so he would be killed

and so freedom ensues

but I think that's about as likely as maduro personally robbing a bank

Not a war, just freeing the slaves under Maduro's oppressive regime.

I mean the traditional way, not the way he already robbed the bank.

kek

indeed

God i really need to search for a way to get out of here

dude it's hard

I tried to get a friend out

Maduro is just a common criminal.

she's still there

marry her

That always works kek

https://www.google.com/maps/dir/Venezuela/United+States/@20.8008659,-99.3876031,4z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m13!4m12!1m5!1m1!1s0x8c2853cb36cbd801:0xdca0f2587cd54dd3!2m2!1d-66.58973!2d6.42375!1m5!1m1!1s0x54eab584e432360b:0x1c3bb99243deb742!2m2!1d-95.712891!2d37.09024

that was on the table but somehow it didn't work?

👌🏻

I don't remember the details

haven't been able to contact her for the last ~3 months

cuba is i the middle

it's pretty fucked

fucking cuba

*Sorry, we could not calculate directions from "Venezuela" to "United States"*

lel