yea

Anything other than real maple syrup is blasphemy

~~i am both tho~~

fuck maple syrup

strawberry jam for lyfe

Honey anyone?

But did you hear about the horrible thing Donald Trump did?

That sounds like something that olny satan spawn could say

or jam

strawberry is a master race

orange man DID WHAT

orange man

Donald Trump...

orange man farted today

bad

it was gros

Trump...

Fruits are horrible

He...

(☭ ͜ʖ ☭) 🥔

you're a fruit

donie doesnt fart

he has no farthole

He doesn't fart he BLASTS

fake news

Trump... made a... a... a JOKE. ON TWITTER!!!

OH THE HUMANITY

oh my god what have i done one step now the damage is done

Then you should love me. You smear nasty fuckin fruit all over pancakes and defile them

🤔

Someone tell me the joke

are you sure it was a joke and not an arcane spell to kill babies?

If it was a baby killing spell the left would love it

I don't feel like opening twitter

a cluster of cells is not a baby

yes, because then the left would cheer it on

said the murderer

Bad orang man said he wishes global warming could speed up cuz winter sucks

ooft the americans getting minus 46 degrees celcius shit

Lol hell yeah. Lets move to NY!

well more abortions = less woke people