milo's wife's boyfriend?

my wife's boyfriend loved the gillette ad

it was "my wife's son"

iirc

@Undead Mockingbird oi cunt you are posting inaccurate australian images, please cease and desist

Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?

freddy down under

also, real aussies don't think fosters

mate

it's fixed now

how does one go about getting an invitation to gab? I am done with twitter and facebook and want to move

oh lulz

totally forgot that turbo made it invite only now

top kek

what a tool

when you move to Australia you get the skill to stick to the rooft or only australians can do it?

Andrew "What is API throttling?" Torba

I could send you an invite.

that would be really appreciate 😃

nah you get the ability to stick to the ground or you float off into space

Computer says no.

survey says yes

https://tenor.com/view/no-denied-computer-carol-beer-little-britain-gif-4987618

you can't jump outside in australia or you float away

i feel for aussies, having such bad internet

i feel for aussies it should be annoying to be upsidedown all the time

i think we should stop sending humanitarian help to africa and support them instead

well you see we have fucked internet because our population is extremely spread out

imagine having to run fiber optic cables from Sydney to Perth

or just Sydney to Melbourne

LOL, by god the chicago police are fucking retarded

you pay the same taxes tho don't you

you only get so much with the taxes you pay of course

https://twitter.com/AJGuglielmi/status/1090744809579601923/photo/1 going through every surveilance camera in the city, we found two indistinguisable blobs of what appear to be people hours later in another part of the city

what are the chicago police doing by god in the first place?

hey everyone, we found two shadows walking down the street at night in the middle of chicago... not near the crime, not at the time of the crime but it has to be proof the crime is real right?

So there's like a dozen people getting killed there every month, but they follow up on that shit?

no wonder chicago police can't solve any fuckin murders

thats what happens when you are famous