ohhh.. install a email server and have it blink when you got mail

@Undead Mockingbird I did that in 2013.

get a discord message and it's glows blue or some shit like that

there was a guy at my office who bought a decommissioned traffic light

lightbulb notification might actually work

80s: Watch my run UNIXZZZZZXXZX on this PDP-11.
90s: Wow guyz look this is a laptop. nuRRRR
00s: Yeah, my cell phone replaces your entire mainframe.
10s: NURR WATCH ME RUN LINIUXXXX ON MY FUCKING LIGHT BULB NUR

he built a relay box which could be controlled by RPi

so we had it show the CI status

i guess

it's pretty nerdy

yeah, this guy was a total nerd

turns out he knew my mom when they were young lol

small world I guess

let's just go with that

not going to comment on your mom

because we all know her

lel

but in all seriousness it was quite a coincidence

I did (for a while) set a motion alarm on a wifi camera to turn my desktop on (via WoL command from router) to my desktop when I entered my office

you must have had a cow

got annoying not being able to enter my office without having my pc wake up though

we actually had a cookout

wake up on lan is an old thing, though

meh

turns out he knew a lot of folks in the Conservative party here

Now ... running Linux on a LIGHT BULB though ...

we made shish kabob

and kofta kebab

My light bulb runs Linux. Your argument is invalid.

windows > linux

STFU

get off the internet

now

delete all your accounts

linux doesn't have cortana or edge preinstalled

then re-create them and delete them again

so it's not as good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYDwvC7TOyI

lul

he looks like a coffee bean