Message from @Undead Mockingbird

Discord ID: 540384619426611201


2019-01-31 04:13:23 UTC  

what if it's an immortal cat?

2019-01-31 04:13:26 UTC  

schrodinger's cat theory doesn't claim to scale across time tho

2019-01-31 04:13:28 UTC  

you never know

2019-01-31 04:13:58 UTC  

that's fine

2019-01-31 04:14:09 UTC  

he never claimed you couldn't have eventual certainty

2019-01-31 04:14:12 UTC  

isn't it just a thought experiment to explain quantum behavior in layman's terms?

2019-01-31 04:14:17 UTC  

I dont even think it's a theory

2019-01-31 04:14:31 UTC  

yeah

2019-01-31 04:14:36 UTC  

it's just to explain the concept

2019-01-31 04:14:39 UTC  

but what if my cat doesn't know that?

2019-01-31 04:14:47 UTC  

Hey

2019-01-31 04:14:54 UTC  

Do you want eye aids?

2019-01-31 04:15:00 UTC  

y

2019-01-31 04:15:03 UTC  

already got it

2019-01-31 04:15:04 UTC  

ty

2019-01-31 04:15:07 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463054787336732683/540384513675624448/43deed3.jpg

2019-01-31 04:15:13 UTC  

have some

2019-01-31 04:15:13 UTC  

If I put Rouqen's weeb ass in a box filled with poison gas, he could either A.) be dead, B.) be alive, or C.) be watching anime

2019-01-31 04:15:31 UTC  

*laughs in warp portal*

2019-01-31 04:15:31 UTC  

🤔

2019-01-31 04:15:33 UTC  

C

2019-01-31 04:15:48 UTC  

I can magic out of any situation

2019-01-31 04:15:54 UTC  

Except for one

2019-01-31 04:15:56 UTC  

Yeah C seems like the most plausible outcome tbh

2019-01-31 04:16:06 UTC  

if you have two humans, one will die last
if you have ten humans, one will die last
if you have a million humans, one will die last
let's assume the minimal amount of time between two humans is the time it takes for light to travel the smallest unit of length possible. That is still non-null
then if we take an infinite amount of humans, at least one is immortal.

I've broke the code for immortality guys

2019-01-31 04:16:08 UTC  

i hate animu

2019-01-31 04:16:22 UTC  

but worse is hearing actual girls talk in animu voices

2019-01-31 04:16:44 UTC  

Noe

2019-01-31 04:16:52 UTC  

uwu

2019-01-31 04:17:04 UTC  

The worst is people unironically saying Kawaii and others

2019-01-31 04:17:11 UTC  

owo

2019-01-31 04:17:18 UTC  

UwU

2019-01-31 04:17:26 UTC  

senpai @Rouqen is noticing me

2019-01-31 04:18:30 UTC  

lol

2019-01-31 04:18:37 UTC  

that nibba been watching too much oni chichi

2019-01-31 04:19:24 UTC  

Why the fuck are black anime fans the same person

2019-01-31 04:19:27 UTC  
2019-01-31 04:19:29 UTC  

This makes me happy

2019-01-31 04:20:18 UTC  

wtf

2019-01-31 04:20:27 UTC  

why are these idiots telling our slaves the truth?