the smol ones will git you

Eh.

He's been around for a few years

ever been bit by a brown recluse?

If he wanted me he would've already killed me

brown recluse is baby level

get bitten by a funnel web

we only really have two ends of the spectrum here

it's either brown recluse or black widow

you either have your hand rot, or you die

brown recluse is bad because americucks don't know what a hospital is

ooo i got bit by this small spider better lie down for 24 hours

sometimes, you don't know you got bit

Black widow isn't deadly.

Brown recluse reminds me of a song

Watch the spider tier list.

https://www.livescience.com/39919-black-widow-spiders.html

look man if you don't realise you got bit by a spider it's natural selection at that point

Black widow doesn't have ovaries

According to National Geographic, black widows are considered the most venomous spider in North America. Their venom is reported to be 15 times stronger than a rattlesnake's, according to NCSU.

I'd say that's pretty deadly

I get bit by so many things while I sleep, it's hard to know if it's a spider bite or not @momoneymoproblems

*If you ever think that you've been bitten by a black widow spider, tell an adult immediately. Black widow spider bites rarely kill people, but it's important to get medical attention as soon as you can because they can make you very sick. With an adult's help, wash the bite well with soap and water.*

not deadly

nigga what do you sleep on the floor or somethin

cultivating spiders in your room

I live in the country

doesn't mean you have no walls

I live next to a lake in the forest

so bugs get in

through the door

and the windows

walls don't work though, the spiders dig tunnels and swim over

Spray your house man

buy fly screen

spray doesn't work

They also bring Acetylene torches to cut through the walls

Walls don't work.

I have screen on my windows

damn spiders

Anyone wanna hear some edgy shit?